nerd 10:36 Tue Sep 19
Lukaku racist song
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Romelu Lukaku He's our Belgium scoring genius He's got a 24inch penis Scoring all the goals bellend to his toes
The lakaku song being called racist. Seems some need a lesson in Racism. Racism is the thought and belief you are the superior race, with actions and word. This is a stereotype where they say he's a genius and has a big cock. Making him superior are they racist to themselves. This world is so confusing when so much horrible shit happens. All religions think there superior but that's there belief...grrrrrr
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jack flash
11:13 Wed Sep 20
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Romelu
Romelu Lukaku
We can't sing about your big bamboo
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Mike Oxsaw
7:54 Wed Sep 20
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When Lukaku comes bob-bob-bobbing along
We can't sing today about his schlong
It may have length, it may be thick
But we can't sing about his dick
Yet on TV you may have seen us,
Chanting words about his penis
The old stuffed shirts are all in shock
Because we use that bad word - "cock"
So, give it heart and give it soul
And shout out loud "Lukaku's pole!"
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Northern Sold
2:36 Wed Sep 20
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Lukaku WOAHHHHHHHH
Lukaku WOAHHHHHHHHHHH
He is almost as good as Kaka
and for a black chap he has a average size tally-Whacker
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Takashi Miike
2:31 Wed Sep 20
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to the tune of La Donna E Mobile..........
Lukaku.....give us thrills
Lukaku......big old bill
Lukaku......we sing this song
because you have a three foot schlong
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Jim79
2:30 Wed Sep 20
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Soldo that is class and the exact reason why football used to be great
now..........anyone for toffee coated popcorn!!!
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Jim79
2:29 Wed Sep 20
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MoMo you can't even sing that,
You've have to change the third line to
About his unknown Shlong
see no racism here!!!
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Northern Sold
2:29 Wed Sep 20
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Still think the best chant about a player I have heard is when Andy Goram came out in the news that he was a mild schizo'.... fans started up the old `Only 2 Andy Gorams'... genius
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Lily Hammer
2:27 Wed Sep 20
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I'm counting on the mancs to act up. This whole kerfuffle is effectively asking them to "PLEASE SING THIS LOUDER THAN EVER NEXT TIME!"
At least, that's how I read it.
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ooooh Morley Morley
2:22 Wed Sep 20
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Lukaku woooahh Lukaku wooooahhh
We're not allowed to sing our song
About his massive shlong
Lukaku woooahhh
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Jim79
2:19 Wed Sep 20
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He scores all the goals,
His Bellend? Who knows!
the Man U fans could have some proper tongue in cheek fun with this.
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Jim79
2:19 Wed Sep 20
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He scores all the goals,
His Bellend? Who knows!
the Man U fans could have some proper tongue in cheek fun with this.
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Northern Sold
2:16 Wed Sep 20
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Made me laugh on Talk Sport yesterday Adrian Durham reckons the only way round this is if you make up a song before you start singing it in the pubs/grounds is to send it to the club to see if it is appropriate enough and to get their seal of approval..................................................
....................................... now I'm not being funny here but Modern day football really is a bit shit isn't it??
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Jim79
2:14 Wed Sep 20
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Romelu's a genius,
with an unknown length of penis,
la la la la......la la la la
That should solve the issue.
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero
1:41 Wed Sep 20
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His name is Franco Zola
And he's the Ayahtollah
of spermatozoa
I'm just busking here, obviously
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero
1:39 Wed Sep 20
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His name is Gareth Barry
He's got a lot of Harry...
that one scans OK
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Coffee
12:46 Wed Sep 20
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Not sure that readily lends itself to a terrace song.
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smartkev
12:46 Wed Sep 20
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Doesn't even rhyme
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Razzle
12:44 Wed Sep 20
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Correct coffee.
Hence his goal potency and fertilization - so really the song should maybe be about sperm count rather than endowment?
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Coffee
12:35 Wed Sep 20
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There is no correlation between penile length and 'fertilization properties'.
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Razzle
12:33 Wed Sep 20
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its racist as it conforms to the stereotype that every black man has a large penis. Word on the street is that it is actually 4" and not 24" as the Man U support would have you believe...To sing about Lukaku's small endowment would then no longer be racist as it does not conform to the sterotype...
So whilst he is potent in front of goal, as for his fertilizing properties that remains unknown as he is yet to father any children.
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Sydney_Iron
8:17 Wed Sep 20
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Fucking hell, some people get offended by just about anything these days, bet this started on Twitter or Facebook?
Isn't football fucked enough these days without the PC brigade and those offended on behalf of others joining in.
Unless the club come out and say they will investigate, they will be labelled as racist, offensive etc, when in reality the best thing to do is tell those who seem offended to fuck off and watch the Tennis if they cant watch football without being offended by SONGS.
England, dogs etc
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